Sunday, May 31, 2009

Gnomenapping Most Foul!


What dastardly deed has been perpetrated upon this poor, unsuspecting garden creature? Who, I ask, would be so sinister as to snatch a gentle, earth loving garden sprite? Giddy is not pleased!

We are off to purchase the ransom request of 2 cans of WD -40. No doubt to be used to clean the rust off of the Stihl chain saw we found left in the woods during the pouring rain!

As in most kidnapping cases, we will not be alerting the local constable lest he inform the FBI and the perpetrator spend the rest of his life making small pebbles out of big rocks.

Evil villain! We shall find justice in clever ways, so beware!

The Giddy Garden Gnome
(Who, incidentally, packs heat!)

5 comments:

Crafty Gardener said...

Oh no, gnome-gnappers ... hoping for a safe return.

www.moosetique.com said...

Hey Giddy, I read LOTS of mysteries. This sounds like an inside job. Where was H was the kidnapping took place?? :-) Sure hope Mr. Gnome gets home soon.

Zoey said...

I think colonel Mustard did it in the library with a candlestick...........

jenn said...

Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. And kinda weird. WD-40? Whatever happened to half a million dollars in unmarked bills? What is this world coming to?

Kerri said...

I think Zoey may be onto something here.....but...could it have been Miss Scarlet, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe?
Hmmmm...WD-40, a strange request indeed....
I'm wondering also just what kind of heat a Giddy Garden Gnome packs?
I think we should be very, very scared!
Any other clues besides the rusty chain saw? Please let us know if there are further developments.