Sunday, May 31, 2009
Gnomenapping Most Foul!
What dastardly deed has been perpetrated upon this poor, unsuspecting garden creature? Who, I ask, would be so sinister as to snatch a gentle, earth loving garden sprite? Giddy is not pleased!
We are off to purchase the ransom request of 2 cans of WD -40. No doubt to be used to clean the rust off of the Stihl chain saw we found left in the woods during the pouring rain!
As in most kidnapping cases, we will not be alerting the local constable lest he inform the FBI and the perpetrator spend the rest of his life making small pebbles out of big rocks.
Evil villain! We shall find justice in clever ways, so beware!
The Giddy Garden Gnome
(Who, incidentally, packs heat!)